This is a pictorial featuring Barbie’s unfulfilling marriage to Ken because, SPOILER: he’s gay. * crickets chirping * Okay, I suspect everyone currently recognized that. I simply though he looked like, REALLY metrosexual. The series was developed by photographer Dina Goldstein making use of models Photoshopped to resemble toys and a giant dollhouse. “Isn’t really a huge dollhouse just a residence?” The spaces were really developed in an art gallery anyway, but you do have a point. Sadly, you don’t have a billfold any longer because I chose your pocket while you were considering the images. “Nope, my pocketbook’s right here.” Then who’s purse is this? “Well, it has your ID in it.” I thought I felt someone touch my butt!