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Wonderful, Just Wonderful: Terrifying New World’s Largest Flying Aquatic Insect Found In China

giant-dobsonfly-1.jpg This is the giant dobsonfly, the current record holder for largest flying aquatic insect. They can measure almost 8.5-inches across. For reference, that is 8-inches entirely too large for my liking.

Large enough to cover the face of a human adult, this scary-looking insect is also known among entomologists as an indicator of water quality, says the museum. The giant dobsonfly makes its home in bodies of clean water and is highly sensitive to any changes in the water’s pH as well as the presence of trace elements of pollutants. If the water is slightly contaminated, the giant dobsonfly will move on to seek cleaner waters.

Did you read that? They only like the very freshest water and will leave if they detect even the slightest pollution. You know what that means, don’t you? “You’re going to go take a dump upriver?” Haha, I am going to go take ALL the dumps upriver. Keep going for a couple more shots including a closeup in case you’re into nightmares.

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Video Of World’s Tallest Water Slide’s First Human Riders

tallest-water-slide-first-rider.jpg Remember last week’s point-of-view video of the world’s tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opinion. You might as well call log flumes water slides. Screw this, if anybody needs me I’ll be bobbing around in the wave pool like a turd. “Closed for diarrhea.” Lazy river it is then. Keep going for the video, as well as another one of early tests that show a raft catching air and leaving the ride.

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Video Of World’s Tallest Water Slide’s First Human Riders

tallest-water-slide-first-rider.jpg Remember last week’s point-of-view video of the world’s tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opinion. You might as well call log flumes water slides. Screw this, if anybody needs me I’ll be bobbing around in the wave pool like a turd. “Closed for diarrhea.” Lazy river it is then. Keep going for the video, as well as another one of early tests that show a raft catching air and leaving the ride.

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Video Of World’s Tallest Water Slide’s First Human Riders

tallest-water-slide-first-rider.jpg Remember last week’s point-of-view video of the world’s tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opinion. You might as well call log flumes water slides. Screw this, if anybody needs me I’ll be bobbing around in the wave pool like a turd. “Closed for diarrhea.” Lazy river it is then. Keep going for the video, as well as another one of early tests that show a raft catching air and leaving the ride.

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Video Of World’s Tallest Water Slide’s First Human Riders

tallest-water-slide-first-rider.jpg Remember last week’s point-of-view video of the world’s tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opinion. You might as well call log flumes water slides. Screw this, if anybody needs me I’ll be bobbing around in the wave pool like a turd. “Closed for diarrhea.” Lazy river it is then. Keep going for the video, as well as another one of early tests that show a raft catching air and leaving the ride.

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Video Of World’s Tallest Water Slide’s First Human Riders

tallest-water-slide-first-rider.jpg Remember last week’s point-of-view video of the world’s tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opinion. You might as well call log flumes water slides. Screw this, if anybody needs me I’ll be bobbing around in the wave pool like a turd. “Closed for diarrhea.” Lazy river it is then. Keep going for the video, as well as another one of early tests that show a raft catching air and leaving the ride.

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Point Of View Ride From World’s Tallest Water Slide

riding-worlds-tallest-water-slide.jpg This is a point of view trip down the 17-story Verrückt slide at Kansas City’s Schlitterbahn water park. It basically looks exactly how you’d expect — like you’re about to die. Also, I didn’t know you rode the slide on a raft. I thought you rode it bare-assed. Well not BARE bare-assed, because then they’d have to close the slide after ever ride to wipe off the shit stains, but I thought you just rode it wearing a bathing suit. I guess the raft thing makes sense though because I’d hate to spend the rest of my afternoon at a waterpark trying to pick my swim trunks out of my ass. *looking over shoulder* Dammit, I think my locker key is still in there somewhere. Keep going for the video.

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Point Of View Ride From World’s Tallest Water Slide

riding-worlds-tallest-water-slide.jpg This is a point of view trip down the 17-story Verrückt slide at Kansas City’s Schlitterbahn water park. It basically looks exactly how you’d expect — like you’re about to die. Also, I didn’t know you rode the slide on a raft. I thought you rode it bare-assed. Well not BARE bare-assed, because then they’d have to close the slide after ever ride to wipe off the shit stains, but I thought you just rode it wearing a bathing suit. I guess the raft thing makes sense though because I’d hate to spend the rest of my afternoon at a waterpark trying to pick my swim trunks out of my ass. *looking over shoulder* Dammit, I think my locker key is still in there somewhere. Keep going for the video.

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Inhabitat’s Week in Green: Terrapin Camper, glow-in-the-dark roads and the world’s fastest bike

Each week our friends at Inhabitat recap the week’s most interesting green developments and clean tech news for us — it’s the Week in Green. The world’s first glow-in-the-dark roads were recently installed in the Netherlands as part of a…

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WHEEEEEEEEEEE !!: World’s Tallest Waterslide Opening Delayed After Test Riders Catch Air

worlds-tallest-waterslide-problems.jpg Remember the 17-story Verrückt water slide that was being developed at the Schlitterbahn park in Kansas City!.?. !? Well it was expected to open this last weekend. The only problem is, the preliminary of test riders captured air near the bottom of the major ramp, leading the park to question the ride’s safety. Pfft, simply put netting over the slide and inform riders they’re SUPPOSED to capture air. Boom– issue resolved. Damn, I ought to work at Disneyland. “GW! Another kid just fell out of Space Mountain!” Uh oh. * flicking syringe * Making him to my brainwash chamber. “Seriously?” No, offer him an ice cream and some Mickey ears and make them sign away their right to take legal action against. “Then exactly what’s in the syringe?” Steroids– I’ve been injecting them directly into my penis and I’m not going to stop up until it can bench press 220 by itself. “Why 220?” That’s just how much my roomie’s mom weighs. Thanks to lilco, who concurs a ride without the threat of physical injury is hardly a trip worth taking.

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