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God, Then Just Go Date A Stupid Robot: 15% Of iPhone Users Would Rather Give Up Sex Than Phone
Author: James Cliff
According to a recent study performed by electronics trade-in site Gazelle of 1,000 people that have owned at the very least one iPhone, a strong 15 % of users admitted to be willing to part with sex before their phone, even for as short as a weekend. That … provides me the sads. One more 4 % admitted to using the phone throughout sex, which I don’t have an issue with considering it IS a camera. Now if they were calling their buddies, that’s different. Asking for food delivery, acceptable.
It identified that 65 percent said the iPhone was the tool or platform they would not have the ability to live without, contrasted with merely 1 percent selecting Facebook.
Greater than 25 percent said they’ “almost constantly” use their iPhone in a social setting such a meal or party, while 58 percent stated they do so “typically” or “from time to time.” Nearly 85 percent stated they used their iPhone in the washroom.
However the juicy stat is that almost 15 percent of participants stated they ‘d rather quit sex than choose also a weekend break without their iPhone. And nearly 4 percent of reported having actually utilized their iPhone throughout sex. Keep that up and you won’t have to pick between sex and the iPhone for long.
So 15 % of iPhone users might rather offer up sex than their phone. You recognize just what those people are called? Chronic masturbaters. You folks in the market, by a program of hands exactly how many of you would rather forgo sex than your phone? \* hands raise \* Now, exactly what do you see? “A lot of huge forearms.” And? “Hairy palms.” I rest my situation.
Thanks to neolardo, that’s eager to quit anything except pizza due to the fact that he’s a shadow-member of the ninja turtles. Me? I might quit anything simply to be able to get a boner once more.
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Funny, Stupid, and Banned Commercials part 8
Author: Conrad Thomas
Hilarious commercials! Some are foreign, some are banned, all are extremely funny. Stay tuned for part 9, which will be even more outrageous. Football (Futbol Uno) Lingerie Airwaves Active Mobile Phone Axe Chocolate dipped Altoids Skittles Lynx…among many other things!
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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Another Day, Another Stupid Japanese Face Exerciser
Author: Troy Sorbo
This is the Japanese Face Slimmer, a $ 50 (FIFTY DOLLARS?!??!!1) piece of molded piece of plastic you jam in your mouth to look like a lovedoll. You’re supposed to wear it while reciting the vowel sounds of the alphabet three times a minute, twice a day. And that…that’s supposed to make your face slimmer. Granted it won’t work, but none of these things do. You want to slim down your face? Here’s what you do: choke yourself while your food’s digesting so none of fat can travel up to your face. Simple! “I’m sorry, GW, but I’m pretty sure this is some sort of sex toy.” It might be, the product site’s in Japanese!
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Thanks to bb, who’s convinced laughing is the best face exercise. Really? I heard it was standing in front of a fan so you sound like Darth Vader.
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Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Author: Ang Nguyen
Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
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The Gresso iPhone Case Has Six Stupid Little Watches Embedded Into It
Author: Jesus Sargent
Oh, Gresso, you and your ridonkulous iPhone accessories and attempts to bejewel our phones. This $ 6,000 case features six goofy little watches embedded into its face, allowing you to tell the time at a glance. Or you could just start up your iPhone clock and go at it that way. It adds 1mm to the phone, which is why I suspect the watches are actually quartz and not mechanical. Pretty dumb stuff.
via GSMArena via Giz
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The Gresso iPhone Case Has Six Stupid Little Watches Embedded Into It
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Oh, Gresso, you and your ridonkulous iPhone accessories and attempts to bejewel our phones. This $ 6,000 case features six goofy little watches embedded into its face, allowing you to tell the time at a glance. Or you could just start up your iPhone clock and go at it that way. It adds 1mm to the phone, which is why I suspect the watches are actually quartz and not mechanical. Pretty dumb stuff.
via GSMArena via Giz
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[support alert] Ok, this may be a stupid question, but when did Android…
Author: Jack Schmidt
…start syncing apps? I just got the Nexus S and the Dell Streak (thanks to Ryan for giving them up!) and when I logged in with my Google account for the first time each device didn't just sync my contacts, email, and calendar as it usually does, all of my apps where automatically installed on each device. It's really awesome — I always dread…
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[big debate] This will sound so stupid but the face of the Nexus S looks…
Author: Markus Smith
…like a skateboard with a lip.
http://www.engadget.com/photos/google-nexus-s-hands-on/#3644031
http://www.engadget.com/photos/google-nexus-s-hands-on/#3644032
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Stupid people awards?
Author: Stefanie Jenkins
Question by drew d: Stupid people awards?
NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend’s windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a “farm-type truck.” Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns’ clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns “wrapped in the drive shaft.”
NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson. 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.
NOMINEE No.4 [UIPI, Toronto] Police said a lawyer demonstrating the safety of windows in a downtown Toronto Skyscraper crashed through a pane with his shoulder and plunged 24 floors to his death. A police spokesman said Garry Hoy, 39, fell into the courtyard of the Toronto Dominion Bank Tower early Friday evening as he was explaining the strength of the building’s windows to visiting law students. Hoy previously had conducted demonstrations of window strength according to police reports. Peter Lawyers, managing partner of the firm Holden Day Wilson, told the Toronto Sun newspaper that Hoy was “one of the best and brightest” members of the 200-man association.
NOMINEE No.5 [Bloomburg News Service] A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage(and a couple of other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows been opened, it wouldn’t have been fatal. But the man was shut, up in his, near airtight bedroom. According to the article, “He was a big man with a huge capacity for creating “this deadly gas.” Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.
NOMINEE No..6 [The News of the Weird.] Michael Anderson Godwin made News of the Weird posthumously. He had spent several years awaiting South Carolina’s electric chair on a murder conviction before having his sentence reduced to life in prison. Whilst sitting on a metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix his small TV set, he bit into a wire and was electrocuted.
NOMINEE NO.7["The. Indianapolis Star"] A cigarette lighter may have triggered fatal explosion – Dunkirk, Indiana. A Jay County man using a cigarette lighter to check the barrel of a muzzle loader was killed Monday night when the weapon discharged in his face, sheriffs investigators said. Gregory David Pryor, 19, died in his parents’ rural Dunkirk home about 11:30 p.m. Investigators said Pryor was cleaning a 54-caliber muzzle loader that had not been firing properly. He was using the lighter to look into the barrel when the gunpowder ignited.
NOMINEE No.8 lAP, St. Louis] Robert Puelo, 32, was apparently being disorderly in a St. Louis market. When the clerk threatened to call police, Puelo grabbed a hot dog, shoved it in his mouth, and walked out without paying for it. Police found him unconscious in front of the store; paramedics removed the six-inch wiener from his throat, where it had choked him to death.
NOMINEE No.9 [Unknown] To poacher Marino Malerba, who shot a stag standing above him on an overhanging rock-and was killed instantly when it fell on him.
NOMINEE No.10 [Associated Press, Kincaid] Blasting Cap Explodes in Man’s Mouth at Party. A man at a party popped a blasting cap into his mouth and bit down, triggering an explosion that blew off his lips, teeth, and tougue state police said Wednesday. Jerry Stromyer, 24, of Kincaid, bit the blasting cap as a prank during a party late Tuesday night, said Cpl. M.D.Payne. Another man had it in an aquarium hooked to a battery, and was trying to explode it,” Payne said. “It wouldn’t go off and this guy said, ‘I’II show you how to set it off.”
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Answer by kevin c
i will say 9 the others are stupid but 9 is jus too stupid
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Is there a better religious chat room than this place? Or that stupid “Come to R&S chat” spam guy?
Author: Ian Simpson
Question by Joshua Tree +: Is there a better religious chat room than this place? Or that stupid “Come to R&S chat” spam guy?
Looking for a place where the report button isn’t so easy to click and the regulators aren’t biased to religious crazies and don’t just start deleting people for no reason like this damn dump.
But the reason I keep coming back is it’s the only place with this kinda volume that isn’t full of people just going on and on about their stupid “lols” and “I bought a iPad”.
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Answer by Reddy 4 Rape†ure
Stay away from the R&S chat on xhat. It’s just 14 year old boys posting links to fap material. Then they ban you when you try to talk about religion
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