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Puke And Rally: Jabba The Hutt Birthday Cake

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This is a creepy deaky Jabba the Hutt birthday cake made by DeviantARTist KatesKakes for…Henry. I’m not sure how old Henry was turning but my guess is five. “I guess 38!” You suck at guessing. Regardless of how you feel about this Jabba, I think we can all agree it blows that shitty-ass CG version George decided to include in the re-release out of the water. You hear that George? Owned by a f***ing cake!

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Jabba the Hutt Birthday Cake [geeksaresexy]

Thanks to Jeremy, who isn’t celebrating Valentine’s Day because he insists it’s a made-up holiday. That or he just got dumped. “Wow — you’re rude.” Relax, I actually know him and he really did just get dumped.

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Jabba Drinks: Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Molds

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This is a $ 10 Han Solo in carbonite ice cube tray from ThinkGeek. It molds ice cubes that look like Han Solo frozen in carbonite…that’ll last ten seconds in a drink before transforming into formless blocks. Now that’s magic. Also, anybody think it’s weird his name is Han SOLO despite the fact I heard he’s never had sex with less than two women at once? I’m serious, Chewie told me he like never masturbates.

Hit the jump for a picture of a cube Photoshopped into a glass of water and a picture that’ll answer the burning question, “but will it work for chocolate?”

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Video: Day in the Life of a Pet AT-AT

What does an AT-AT do when it’s not advancing over the icy wastes of Hoth or crushing trees and blasting stupid teddy-bears on the forest moon of Endor? Why, it chases dogs, sniffs fire-hydrants and drops dog-eggs on the sidewalk, just like any other four-legged pet, of course.

This fantastic video by Patrick Boivin, entitled AT-AT Day Afternoon, shows a day in the life of a pet AT-AT. It’s a little too full of schoolboy humor, but the Jabba gag is priceless. Best of all, it’s only a minute long, so you have no excuse not to quickly brighten your day. I wish my brother’s toy AT-AT had been this much fun, instead of just collecting dust and filling up the toy-box.

AT-AT Day Afternoon [YouTube via Geekologie]

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Video: Day in the Life of a Pet AT-AT

What does an AT-AT do when it’s not advancing over the icy wastes of Hoth or crushing trees and blasting stupid teddy-bears on the forest moon of Endor? Why, it chases dogs, sniffs fire-hydrants and drops dog-eggs on the sidewalk, just like any other four-legged pet, of course.

This fantastic video by Patrick Boivin, entitled AT-AT Day Afternoon, shows a day in the life of a pet AT-AT. It’s a little too full of schoolboy humor, but the Jabba gag is priceless. Best of all, it’s only a minute long, so you have no excuse not to quickly brighten your day. I wish my brother’s toy AT-AT had been this much fun, instead of just collecting dust and filling up the toy-box.

AT-AT Day Afternoon [YouTube via Geekologie]

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