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Chocolate Record Actually Plays (And Destroys Turntables)
Author: Matthew Wilson
This is a copy of Breakbot’s new album ‘By Your Side’, pressed in dark chocolate. It’s a real record you can buy at the Colette store in Paris and is advertised to play 3-5 times before your turntable’s needle wears the chocolate out. Then you eat it. But not if you’re a dog! Chocolate is bad for dogs. Also, if you are a dog, WTF are you doing reading Geekologie? Shouldn’t you be like, barking at the door or something? “I just finished licking myself.” YOU CAN TALK TOO?!
Hit the jump for a video of a record being made and played.
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You’re Cooking My Meat!: Wi-Fi Destroys Sperm
Author: Jesus Sargent
As a guy who spends 10+ hours a day with a laptop resting on his already unimpressive genitals, this is pretty serious news. Kidding, I can’t have children. Get it? Women just find me so unattractive! I touched a titty one time but it was a friend of my older sister and I think she just felt bad for me. Plus she had this giant f***ing mole on her neck with a FOREST of black hair growing out of it so she wasn’t exactly a fairytale princess herself. Wi-Fi: it’s frying your sperms, homey.
The study, published in the journal Fertility and Sterility, collected sperm samples from 29 healthy men, aged 26 to 45. Each of the samples were then separated into two pots.
One set of samples was placed beneath a laptop connected to the internet via Wi-Fi as it downloaded information, while the other set was stored under identical conditions – including temperature – but away from the computer.
Around 25 per cent of the sperm in samples exposed to the laptop stopped swimming compared with 14 per cent of those kept away from the computer.
Similarly around nine per cent of the sperm exposed to the laptop showed DNA damage compared with three per cent in the control samples.
Whatever, I’m tired of caring. Everything is either killing you or destroying your nuts, okay? Especially if it’s fun or you enjoy doing it. Except sex. Sex is actually healthy. What’s wasn’t healthy was the time I was putting the toilet seat down and sitting simultaneously and accidentally crushed my peen between the seat and bowl. IT MADE F***ING SOUNDS. Like Rice Crispies right after you add milk.
Wi-Fi laptops may damage sperm [yahoonews]
Thanks to Ramen, who, of all people, I would trust to know about noodles.
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Gigantic LED wall provides gaming at Sziget Fest, destroys your cred from miles away
Author: Ang Nguyen
Gigantic LED wall provides gaming at Sziget Fest, destroys your cred from miles away originally appeared on Engadget on Sun, 07 Aug 2011 06:59:00 EDT. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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Qualcomm’s 1.5GHz dual-core MSM8660 destroys the competition in majestic benchmark run
Author: Tech Blogger
Take the 1GHz Scorpion core residing in Qualcomm’s current flagship Snapdragon, the MSM8x55, duplicate it, overclock the resulting pair by 50 percent, and give them improved graphics in the form of Adreno 220. What do you get? A barnburner by the unsexy name of MSM8x60. Yes, the 1.5GHz Mobile Development Platform Qualcomm loosed on the world at CES earlier this year has found itself prostrate on a test bench, where it has produced some of the finest graphical performance scores yet seen on a mobile device. The taxing OpenGL ES 2.0 test you see above shows the new Snapdragon doubling the frame rates churned out by Motorola’s mighty Atrix 4G and completely embarrassing older generation hardware like the EVO 4G. That’s a theme carried on throughout AnandTech‘s benchmarking, which you may explore in full at the source link. If you’re wondering when this world-beating dual-core chip will be coming to market, the answer is that it’s already inside HTC’s imminently upcoming EVO 3D and Pyramid devices, albeit running at a tamer 1.2GHz. Exciting, eh?
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No Comments »IBM’s Watson supercomputer destroys all humans in Jeopardy practice round (video!)
Author: Rod Sutherland
So, in February IBM’s Watson will be in an official Jeopardy tournament-style competition with titans of trivia Ken Jennings and Brad Rutter. That competition will be taped starting tomorrow, but hopefully we’ll get to know if a computer really can take down the greatest Jeopardy players of all time in “real time” as the show airs. It will be a historic event on par with Deep Blue vs. Garry Kasparov, and we’ll absolutely be glued to our seats. Today IBM and Jeopardy offered a quick teaser of that match, with the three contestants knocking out three categories at lightning speed. Not a single question was answered wrongly, and at the end of the match Watson, who answers questions with a cold computer voice, telegraphing his certainty with simple color changes on his “avatar,” was ahead with $ 4,400, Ken had $ 3,400, and Brad had $ 1,200.
Alright, a “win” for silicon for now, but without any Double Jeopardy or Final Jeopardy it’s hard to tell how well Watson will do in a real match. What’s clear is that he isn’t dumb, and it seems like the best chance the humans will have will be buzzing in before Watson can run through his roughly three second decision process and activate his buzzer mechanically. An extra plus for the audience is a graphic that shows the three answers Watson has rated as most likely to be correct, and how certain he is of the answer he selects — we don’t know if that will make it into the actual TV version, but we certainly hope so. It’s always nice to know the thought processes of your destroyer. Stand by for video of the match, along with an interview with David Gondek, an engineer on the project.
Update: Video of the match is up, check it out after the break!
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No Comments »New Xbox 360 Slim destroys disks when moved
Author: Stacey Cook
If you own an Xbox 360 you know the most annoying thing about it is the RRoD. You probably know the second most annoying thing about it as well, and that is that it can scratch the sh*t out of your discs. Nothing like plopping down $60 bucks just to get home and have the game ruined because your console destroyed it. You’d think this would be something the Microsoft would take care in their new version of the console since it seems they’ve taken care of many of the other issues the console had. Think again. Our intrepid E3 team tested the console out with an Alan Wake disc and then Nick decided to move it. Suddenly all hell breaks loose. Goodbye, Alan Wake.
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XBOX 360 250GB SLIM DESTROYS DISCS AGAIN FAIL *Original*
Author: Stacey Cook
New Model – Same Problem. Few hours after the Microsoft E3 2010 Press Conference
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Michael Phelps DESTROYS ALL!
Author: Stacey Cook
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feature: How iPhone OS destroys Windows Phone 7 without even shipping
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Windows Phone 7 (no “Series” any more, which is a shame because—other than Merc fanbois—who wouldn’t want a 7 Series?) was always going to struggle.
Apple is, of course, the company getting all the love; the iPhone has been phenomenally successful. Android has finally started getting the handsets it deserves and now shows itself to be a capable, attractive, desirable platform. Windows Mobile, however, is widely hated, and is frankly dying where it sits. Windows Phone 7 is a necessary abandonment of Microsoft’s cell phone legacy, but it also means that the new platform has to start from scratch. No pre-existing users, little pre-existing software, and two major competitors who are delivering a strongly competitive alternative.
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