Posts Tagged ‘Captain’s’
Ready My Captain’s Hat: HotTug, A Hot Tub Tugboat
Author: Angela Stephens
Sweet tan, bro.
This is HotTug, a hot tub/tugboat hybrid with a wood-burning heater to keep the water warm and a little motor to zoom you around the lake or canal while you’re getting crunk on champagne. It costs ~$ 20,000, but they sell cheaper models if you don’t want the heater or motor. Oooh –a floating cold water pool that doesn’t go anywhere — FUN! Oh man, remember that funny hot tub related Facebook status update that went around? The kid wrote, “Watching the sun come up from the rooftop hot-tub…f*ckin’ a dude, can’t beat that.” Man, that still cracks me up. Commas: they’re important. Unless he was actually banging a dude, in which case, hey — still sounds like a pretty epic night.
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Captain’s Orders: When Captain Jean-Luc Picard Says Engage, You Better Say Yes!
Author: Nancy Kennedy
How cute is that? “Super cute.” And this picture of a sleepy kitten on top of a sleepy puppy? “Also cute.” Aaaaaaaaand what about this? “WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!” Haha, that’s a picture I found online of a rash that closest resembles mine. Well — what’s your professional opinion? “Looks like Mars but…” But on a ballsack?! Because that’s exactly what it feels like too.
Engage! The Star Trek Engagement Ring Marriage Proposal [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Mark, who proposed with an “It’s a Trap” ring box. It…didn’t go over as well.
