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Creationist Leader Announces Aliens Aren’t Candidates For Salvation, Don’t Exist Anyways So Who Cares

ken-ham-and-aliens.jpg Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren’t candidates for salvation because they aren’t the offspring of Adam and only Adam’s descendants can be saved. Oh, plus they don’t exist anyways so what’s the big deal? Sorry, E.T., maybe it’s time you phone home and find your own God.

Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe. . . . Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not. The Earth was created for human life. And the sun and moon were created for signs and our seasons–and to declare the glory of God. And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel. You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth.

Honestly, I’m about ready for the whole universe to get judged by fire THIS WEEKEND. Just bring it. I’m tired of all the bickering, let’s just do this thing. I’m not scared. I’m more scared of riding in a car going over 40MPH. Plus it would be cool to see all the cosplayers attending Comic-Con on fire. “God to GW, you still in San Diego? Report in.” Roger that, God. Yeah, they’re flaming up real good now. I’m gonna grab one last hotdog and I’ll see you back in the clouds, big guy. *rereads* Man, I rule at playing apocalypse. Thanks to dr venkman, who informed me you should never, under any circumstances, try to capture an angel in a ghostbusters ghost trap.

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Creationist Leader Announces Aliens Aren’t Candidates For Salvation, Don’t Exist Anyways So Who Cares

ken-ham-and-aliens.jpg Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren’t candidates for salvation because they aren’t the offspring of Adam and only Adam’s descendants can be saved. Oh, plus they don’t exist anyways so what’s the big deal? Sorry, E.T., maybe it’s time you phone home and find your own God.

Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe. . . . Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not. The Earth was created for human life. And the sun and moon were created for signs and our seasons–and to declare the glory of God. And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel. You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth.

Honestly, I’m about ready for the whole universe to get judged by fire THIS WEEKEND. Just bring it. I’m tired of all the bickering, let’s just do this thing. I’m not scared. I’m more scared of riding in a car going over 40MPH. Plus it would be cool to see all the cosplayers attending Comic-Con on fire. “God to GW, you still in San Diego? Report in.” Roger that, God. Yeah, they’re flaming up real good now. I’m gonna grab one last hotdog and I’ll see you back in the clouds, big guy. *rereads* Man, I rule at playing apocalypse. Thanks to dr venkman, who informed me you should never, under any circumstances, try to capture an angel in a ghostbusters ghost trap.

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Creationist Leader Announces Aliens Aren’t Candidates For Salvation, Don’t Exist Anyways So Who Cares

ken-ham-and-aliens.jpg Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren’t candidates for salvation because they aren’t the offspring of Adam and only Adam’s descendants can be saved. Oh, plus they don’t exist anyways so what’s the big deal? Sorry, E.T., maybe it’s time you phone home and find your own God.

Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe. . . . Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not. The Earth was created for human life. And the sun and moon were created for signs and our seasons–and to declare the glory of God. And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel. You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth.

Honestly, I’m about ready for the whole universe to get judged by fire THIS WEEKEND. Just bring it. I’m tired of all the bickering, let’s just do this thing. I’m not scared. I’m more scared of riding in a car going over 40MPH. Plus it would be cool to see all the cosplayers attending Comic-Con on fire. “God to GW, you still in San Diego? Report in.” Roger that, God. Yeah, they’re flaming up real good now. I’m gonna grab one last hotdog and I’ll see you back in the clouds, big guy. *rereads* Man, I rule at playing apocalypse. Thanks to dr venkman, who informed me you should never, under any circumstances, try to capture an angel in a ghostbusters ghost trap.

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Creationist Leader Announces Aliens Aren’t Candidates For Salvation, Don’t Exist Anyways So Who Cares

ken-ham-and-aliens.jpg Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren’t candidates for salvation because they aren’t the offspring of Adam and only Adam’s descendants can be saved. Oh, plus they don’t exist anyways so what’s the big deal? Sorry, E.T., maybe it’s time you phone home and find your own God.

Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe. . . . Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not. The Earth was created for human life. And the sun and moon were created for signs and our seasons–and to declare the glory of God. And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel. You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth.

Honestly, I’m about ready for the whole universe to get judged by fire THIS WEEKEND. Just bring it. I’m tired of all the bickering, let’s just do this thing. I’m not scared. I’m more scared of riding in a car going over 40MPH. Plus it would be cool to see all the cosplayers attending Comic-Con on fire. “God to GW, you still in San Diego? Report in.” Roger that, God. Yeah, they’re flaming up real good now. I’m gonna grab one last hotdog and I’ll see you back in the clouds, big guy. *rereads* Man, I rule at playing apocalypse. Thanks to dr venkman, who informed me you should never, under any circumstances, try to capture an angel in a ghostbusters ghost trap.

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Creationist Leader Announces Aliens Aren’t Candidates For Salvation, Don’t Exist Anyways So Who Cares

ken-ham-and-aliens.jpg Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren’t candidates for salvation because they aren’t the offspring of Adam and only Adam’s descendants can be saved. Oh, plus they don’t exist anyways so what’s the big deal? Sorry, E.T., maybe it’s time you phone home and find your own God.

Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe. . . . Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not. The Earth was created for human life. And the sun and moon were created for signs and our seasons–and to declare the glory of God. And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel. You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth.

Honestly, I’m about ready for the whole universe to get judged by fire THIS WEEKEND. Just bring it. I’m tired of all the bickering, let’s just do this thing. I’m not scared. I’m more scared of riding in a car going over 40MPH. Plus it would be cool to see all the cosplayers attending Comic-Con on fire. “God to GW, you still in San Diego? Report in.” Roger that, God. Yeah, they’re flaming up real good now. I’m gonna grab one last hotdog and I’ll see you back in the clouds, big guy. *rereads* Man, I rule at playing apocalypse. Thanks to dr venkman, who informed me you should never, under any circumstances, try to capture an angel in a ghostbusters ghost trap.

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Creationist Leader Announces Aliens Aren’t Candidates For Salvation, Don’t Exist Anyways So Who Cares

ken-ham-and-aliens.jpg Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren’t candidates for salvation because they aren’t the offspring of Adam and only Adam’s descendants can be saved. Oh, plus they don’t exist anyways so what’s the big deal? Sorry, E.T., maybe it’s time you phone home and find your own God.

Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe. . . . Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not. The Earth was created for human life. And the sun and moon were created for signs and our seasons–and to declare the glory of God. And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel. You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth.

Honestly, I’m about ready for the whole universe to get judged by fire THIS WEEKEND. Just bring it. I’m tired of all the bickering, let’s just do this thing. I’m not scared. I’m more scared of riding in a car going over 40MPH. Plus it would be cool to see all the cosplayers attending Comic-Con on fire. “God to GW, you still in San Diego? Report in.” Roger that, God. Yeah, they’re flaming up real good now. I’m gonna grab one last hotdog and I’ll see you back in the clouds, big guy. *rereads* Man, I rule at playing apocalypse. Thanks to dr venkman, who informed me you should never, under any circumstances, try to capture an angel in a ghostbusters ghost trap.

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Creationist Leader Announces Aliens Aren’t Candidates For Salvation, Don’t Exist Anyways So Who Cares

ken-ham-and-aliens.jpg Ken Ham, president of the Answers in Genesis ministry (which operates the Creation Museum where he debated Bill Nye) recently announced on his blog that aliens aren’t candidates for salvation because they aren’t the offspring of Adam and only Adam’s descendants can be saved. Oh, plus they don’t exist anyways so what’s the big deal? Sorry, E.T., maybe it’s time you phone home and find your own God.

Life did not evolve but was specially created by God, as Genesis clearly teaches. Christians certainly shouldn’t expect alien life to be cropping up across the universe. . . . Now the Bible doesn’t say whether there is or is not animal or plant life in outer space. I certainly suspect not. The Earth was created for human life. And the sun and moon were created for signs and our seasons–and to declare the glory of God. And I do believe there can’t be other intelligent beings in outer space because of the meaning of the gospel. You see, the Bible makes it clear that Adam’s sin affected the whole universe. This means that any aliens would also be affected by Adam’s sin, but because they are not Adam’s descendants, they can’t have salvation. One day, the whole universe will be judged by fire, and there will be a new heavens and earth.

Honestly, I’m about ready for the whole universe to get judged by fire THIS WEEKEND. Just bring it. I’m tired of all the bickering, let’s just do this thing. I’m not scared. I’m more scared of riding in a car going over 40MPH. Plus it would be cool to see all the cosplayers attending Comic-Con on fire. “God to GW, you still in San Diego? Report in.” Roger that, God. Yeah, they’re flaming up real good now. I’m gonna grab one last hotdog and I’ll see you back in the clouds, big guy. *rereads* Man, I rule at playing apocalypse. Thanks to dr venkman, who informed me you should never, under any circumstances, try to capture an angel in a ghostbusters ghost trap.

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Nokia Announces Three New Lumia Phones: Two Cheap, One Not-So-Cheap

Microsoft is just cramming this first day of its Build conference with news. New Windows 8.1! Royalty-free Windows for phone makers! The return of the start menu! And now? Not one, not two, but three new Windows Phone-powered Nokia Lumia phones. With these new phones — the Lumia 630, 635, and 930 — Microsoft is trying to cover its bases at both ends of the market. Read More

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LEGO Announces Massive Star Wars Jawa Sandcrawler Set

lego-jawa-sandcrawler-set.jpg Note: The cause of the malware caution has actually been determined and we’re in the procedure of having Google get rid of the warning. Thank you for your patience and delight in the program. However please, no masturbating till intermission. This is the 3,296-piece Star Wars Sandcrawler playset that LEGO simply announced. It will be offered starting in May for around $ 300. You are going to purchase one, then let me come over and develop it. I, in return, will serve as your life coach. No no no, that woman is waaaaaay out of your organization. You understand what you require? A woman with less teeth.

Recreate memorable scenes from Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope with this fantastic LEGO ® version of the Jawas’ desert-going automobile, the Sandcrawler. Turn the knob at the back and guide the Sandcrawler into position, lower the front ramp and offload the droids utilizing the 2 working cranes. Luke Skywalker and his Uncle, Owen Lars, make sure to be impressed with the selection available: there’s R2-D2, an R1-series Droid, an R2 device, R5-D4, a Treadwell Android, Gonk Droid and even C-3PO. When the sale is full, raise the side panels and top to reveal even more great features inside, like the engine, storage bay, cockpit and even more. There ares a speeder bike for when the Jawas need to venture outdoors. Consists of 7 minifigures: Luke Skywalker ™, Uncle Owen, C-3PO ™ and 4 Jawas, plus R2-D2, R2 unit, an R1-series Android, Gonk Droid, R5-D4 and a Treadwell Android.

You ever wonder exactly what Jawas resemble under their robes? I always imagined them as like, pee-colored smurfs however with those creepy glowing eyes. You know exactly what types has glowing eyes that isn’t freaky? None of them, that was a technique question. You understand exactly how Tatooine has two suns? Well ENJOYABLE FACT: it would take 7 suns to prepare my penis and even after they all burnt out it would still just be medium-rare. Keep opting for the designer video.

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LEGO Announces Massive Star Wars Jawa Sandcrawler Set

lego-jawa-sandcrawler-set.jpg Note: The cause of the malware warning has been identified and we’re in the process of having Google remove the warning. Thank you for your patience and enjoy the show. But please, no masturbating till intermission. This is the 3,296-piece Star Wars Sandcrawler playset that LEGO just announced. It will be available starting in May for around $ 300. You are going to buy one, then let me come over and build it. I, in return, will act as your life coach. No no no, that girl is waaaaaay out of your league. You know what you need? A girl with fewer teeth.

Recreate unforgettable scenes from Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope with this amazing LEGO® incarnation of the Jawas’ desert-going vehicle, the Sandcrawler. Turn the knob at the rear and steer the Sandcrawler into position, lower the front ramp and offload the droids using the 2 working cranes. Luke Skywalker and his Uncle, Owen Lars, are sure to be impressed with the selection on offer: there’s R2-D2, an R1-series Droid, an R2 unit, R5-D4, a Treadwell Droid, Gonk Droid and even C-3PO. When the sale is complete, lift the side panels and top to reveal more great features inside, like the engine, storage bay, cockpit and more. There’s even a speeder bike for when the Jawas need to venture outside. Includes 7 minifigures: Luke Skywalker™, Uncle Owen, C-3PO™ and 4 Jawas, plus R2-D2, R2 unit, an R1-series Droid, Gonk Droid, R5-D4 and a Treadwell Droid.

You ever wonder what Jawas look like under their robes? I always imagined them as like, pee-colored smurfs but with those creepy glowing eyes. You know what species has glowing eyes that isn’t freaky? None of them, that was a trick question. You know how Tatooine has two suns? Well FUN FACT: it would take seven suns to cook my penis and even after they all burnt out it would still only be medium-rare. Keep going for the designer video.

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