A two-foot leopard shark fell from the sky onto the 12th opening at the San Juan Hills Golf Club in California, and was promptly placed in a bucket of plain water by a lot of idiots, who then added kitchen area salt to make the water a lot more sea-like, till someone came up with the concept to really return it to the ocean. It’s suspected the shark was being held over the course by a bird of prey who lost its grip and sent the fish flying. That or God’s simply actually upset right now and started tossing sharks. * shaking fist at paradise * HELLO I ‘M PISSED TOO BUT COME ON.