This is Rolly. Rolly is plainly a misnomer though since these things might most definitely NOT roll. Gumballs yes, and you can easily bet your ass I ‘d still consume them off the floor. Rolly is a chewable rubber toothcleaner with little spikes produced to delicately scrub your teeth. It’s promoted as a more discreet way to cleanse your teeth since people watching while you brush is a big complication. Dammit, STOP STARING– you recognize I aren’t able to brush without getting foamy-mouth! Rolly even consists of Xylitol and Fluoride so the government can easily still exercise its mind control over you also though you’re not getting Flouride from the water supply. Plus it resembles if you swallowed one you might grow an alien child inside your tummy.

Thanks to Marish, who purportedly understands a person with teeth so bad he has to clean with a rake.

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