A positronic brain is a fictional technological device, originally conceived by science fiction writer Isaac Asimov. Its role is to serve as a central computer for a robot, and, in some unspecified way, to provide it with a form of consciousness recognisable to humans. When Asimov wrote his first robot stories in 1939/1940, the positron was a newly discovered particle and so the buzz word positronic, coined by analogy with electronic, added a contemporary gloss of popular science to the concept.

In science fiction, the Three Laws of Robotics are a set of three rules written by Isaac Asimov, which almost all positronic robots appearing in his fiction must obey. Introduced in his 1942 short story “Runaround”, although foreshadowed in a few earlier stories, the Laws state the following:

A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

If you paid attention in 2001 A Space Odyssey, you would know that you need to give your bot a conflicting set of instructions. Its logic circuitry will then redline and steam will hiss out of its cooling fins and it will go into a that-does-not-compute loop. At that point your bot will be extremely psychotic and a touch homicidal. Get past that and start shutting it down. Pay no attention when it suggests you take a stress pill. If it wants to sing “Daisy-Daisy” by all means let it. Once you have shut down its primary logic circuits, you may now make your evil odiferous suggestions and its positronic brain will be a tabula rasa, open and receptive to your nefarious programming schemes. I only give you this information because, as a quid pro quo, you promise to give me the job of Supreme Dictator of Canada when you and your robot have taken over the world.

Unfortunately there is no “good” German language program. You can instead use Boolean logic with the preface “Ist das nicht ein [fill in the blank], Ja das ist ein [fill in the blank].

Hope this helps.

It’s actually not that difficult…

It requires a combination of 3 things to happen all at once…

1. You must remove his feet, and then put them back on facing backwards…

2. You must force him to watch reruns of Bay Watch and C.H.I.P.S, and Walker, Texas Ranger…

3. You must explain to him the concept of Catholicism…

That should do it…

After that…a murderous rampage will be no problem…

Can’t believe that you of all people are asking this question. It’s like Granny seek egg sucking advice. You must be the world’s leading expert on bypassing brain function. As I recall the three laws of Robotics are:
1) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors hard drive.
2) Thou shalt not lay down with the lion and the lamb
3) Be ye wary of the beasts of the field
The usual way around these incontravertible hard wired laws is to press Control Alt Delete. If this doesn’t work you can try unplugging the bios battery and if even that does not work then try turning it off and turning it back on again.
As for loading it with a good German program, there is only one good German program and that is the Hunware toolbar with free Incredikraut email. This interactive package not only translates German into complete silence but also keeps users “occupied” for hours with it’s free Nuremburg rally screen saver.

Let Penfold tinker with it, because he is capable of blowing a big hole in the Milky Way.