According to a recent study performed by electronics trade-in site Gazelle of 1,000 people that have owned at the very least one iPhone, a strong 15 % of users admitted to be willing to part with sex before their phone, even for as short as a weekend. That … provides me the sads. One more 4 % admitted to using the phone throughout sex, which I don’t have an issue with considering it IS a camera. Now if they were calling their buddies, that’s different. Asking for food delivery, acceptable.

It identified that 65 percent said the iPhone was the tool or platform they would not have the ability to live without, contrasted with merely 1 percent selecting Facebook.

Greater than 25 percent said they’ “almost constantly” use their iPhone in a social setting such a meal or party, while 58 percent stated they do so “typically” or “from time to time.” Nearly 85 percent stated they used their iPhone in the washroom.

However the juicy stat is that almost 15 percent of participants stated they ‘d rather quit sex than choose also a weekend break without their iPhone. And nearly 4 percent of reported having actually utilized their iPhone throughout sex. Keep that up and you won’t have to pick between sex and the iPhone for long.

So 15 % of iPhone users might rather offer up sex than their phone. You recognize just what those people are called? Chronic masturbaters. You folks in the market, by a program of hands exactly how many of you would rather forgo sex than your phone? * hands raise * Now, exactly what do you see? “A lot of huge forearms.” And? “Hairy palms.” I rest my situation.