Question by is spelnilg ralely imrtoapnt?: Can you make any sense of what we were talking about?
this is an omegle conversation i had a minute ago.
You: hello mdear how are you:)
Stranger: it is written that i am here
You: i concur. you are a strange lad arent ya
Stranger: it maybe lost
You: i love lost so much, that show is absolutely brilliant
Stranger: i have a way with words
You: you truly do, thats why i love you
Stranger: then i will tell you the secret
You: what is the secret dear?
Stranger: it’s not real…it’s all just a bunch of word salad. pretty much the first word that pops into my head gets written
You: oh thats just common knowledge honey! glad to hear about your salad and so on. im eating broccoli at the moment!
Stranger: i’m a frayed knot on all acounts
You: the fray is a great band im completely terrible at making knots though..
You: what a shame. are you adequate?
Stranger: you should pretend you are weightless
You: oh but i AM weightless!
Stranger: snap kid
You: smile honey smile
Stranger: it’s like we’re having a conversation in Pootie Tang’s language!
You: this is marvelous!
Stranger: seppy tai on da runny kine
You: no se chico. pero a mi me gusta los enanos
Stranger: wha dah tay
You: tay tayyy i love that name. taylor. its gorgey
Stranger: i love meade that is made from subway
You: subway. eat fresh! i dont like that place very much i apologize
Stranger: that sounds like a personal problem
You: oh it is, a deep dark issue of mine ive been battling for years..same with mcdonalds.
You: its awful honey i dont want to get into it
Stranger: well talk to your friends and family about it
Stranger: they will lead you astray
You: then why should i talk to them? i dont want to be led astray!
Stranger: that’s your bag
You: my bags organic
Stranger: you wish
You: i wish many things. i wish for anthony padilla and charlie mcdonnell
You: and some powdered sugar to go along with these strawberries im consuming. you?
You: youre rhetoric
Stranger: HOORAY WORD SALAD!
You: salad is brilliant! are you having some at the moment?
You: we should get some for lunch tomorrow
Stranger: tomorrow never comes
Stranger: otherwise it wouldn’t be tomorrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Answer by Jade
I love it.
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